So i took a cab to the airport to figure out my ticket and get the rest of my bags. I went online and found a cool looking hotel in Koong Poor section of HK. I took the train back over there and took a bus from there to the hotel. On the bus i could tell this is where i should have stayed since the area seemed a lot more hip and also more action going on. Got to the hotel checked in and went out for food and to look around. Lots of great shops and got some good turkish food to eat before going back to the hotel. I got online for a while and did some work but then i wanted to hit the streets. This part of town was full of indian and nigerian people. i was already over the nigerians.
i forgot to tell you that while i was changing my ticket at the airport i wanted to get online but ineeded a converter to plug in my laptop and charge it. they had free internet there and i need to get my hotel set up and look at some stuff to do online. While i was buying my conveter the whole store go run over by nigerians. they were totally rude to the people working there and they cut me in line and then knocked over my stuff while i was checking out with out even saying sorry. I was getting annoyed cause i was hungery and my blood surgar was low. So i got something to eat at popeyes chicken. While at popeyes the nigerians made an apearence there too. Here is the fucked part. i ran out of BBQ sause and went to the counter for more. in the 10 seconds i was gone one of the nigireans at the table next to mine was already scopping my food and stuff. i came back like wtf douche!! i was pissed and wanted to choke them out. i ate my food and left. on the way out i saw a line of about 75 niergirans with about 200 taped up boxes waiting in line to check in. i remembered how when i 1st moved to brazil and my fullfillment company got tricked buy some nigerians with stolen credit cards and we lost about 2k in product to them. i gave them all dirty looks and headed to the elavstor and just as i was about to get on. 2 more nigeriaians stepped in front of my bags and cock blocked me on the evevator. HK Massage
The streets were crazy. all kinds of people out and all kinds of creeps trying to peddle everything. at one point i smelled some weed. i couldnt believe it. Drugs are pushishable by death in HK. i saw the sign at the airport. Next thing you know some indian guy was trying to get me to buy a fake rolex and some hash. lol no thanks i dont need to be beheaded over some bunk ass hash!!! i went in one bar and it truned out to be a strip / whore bar. i had already ordered a beer before i fighured it out. once my beer came i figured i'd make the best of it. the girls were nasty. one asked me to buy her a drink to which i told her you 1st, i'll buy the next round. she didnt like that much. then her friend came over and offered me a massage all over! that sounded good but she was sacary and showed me her saggy tits. i was thinking oh im really horny now. 1,2,3, NOT!!! ewwww! finished my beer and turned down the chance to fuck a really nasty girl for $220. whata bargin!!!
I hit another bar, this time i asked at the door. it was a whore store too. i was over it. Then a liitle lady grabbed me and said 90 mins only $199 HK. i did the math about $35 for 90 min massage. Ima sucker. my legs were still sore so i took her up on the deal walked up some stairs. it looked clean so i got another massage, stopped at 7-11 for some beer and when back to my room to crash.
The next morning came quick. i had a dream marcelo gracia called me to tell me paqueta was dead. it was one of those was that real dreams. weirded me out. I packed up my stuff and headed to the airport.
Luckily no nigerians at the airport this time.
I talked my way out of the change fee and i was off to taipei. It was a easy two hour flight. I now had to pick up my samples and I wanted to check out Building 101 the world's tallest building. It doesnt even look that tall because it is the only tall building in taipei city.
My sample guy met me at the airport and gave me all the new samples: new better fitting belt shorts, our new OTM Hawaii shorts, some new special underwear style shorts for under your gi or fight shorts, a new rashguard sample with a new polly blend that is sick and a few thing we are making for other companies. I talked to the guy who brought me the samples and he offered to by me dinner at a western restaurant. How could i refuse? LOL we had New Orleans style food! and oh they just had to tell me they had Salad Bar - it is american style. it was some good food but now it was raining hard and dark so my dreams of the top of the world on at the tallest building in the world. Driving back to the airport we kept passing these weird all glass buildings with disco lights and neon signs flashing like crazy. There were hot young girls dressed really sexy in them, i was thinking wow they got the whores on display around here. I asked my driver if they were whore houses and i couldnt believe how many there were. He laughed and told me they were bubble gum girls. That they sold candy and fruit. Guys will pay more to have them bring candy and fruit to the car and talk to them. Crazy i though.
Back at the airport i still had 6 hours to kill so i did a little duty free shopping for a friend and found a massage place. Well why not i was going to be on a plane 14 hours couldnt hurt to get all relaxed now. In the massage place they took me to what looked like an old lazy boy recliner with big long arms on it. I asked to make sure this a full body massage and not just a foot massage. They told me yes and asked if i wanted a face massage too. I was thinking, im here for 6 more hours I'll take any kinda massage i can get to kill some time. I figured it must be a facial or something. Well a while into my massage they started my face massage with some warm mist sprayed on my face and some kinda cream. There was a bright light on my face so i closed my eyes and just relaxed. After a while i felt something hard being run over my forehead i thought to myself, that feels like a razor! But i just lay there relxaing. The metal thing kept getting run over my forehead then my temples and my cheeks but then the massage woman started shaving my neck! i was like wowa, it is a razor. so i peeked open my eyes and saw that they were shaving my whole face with a regular utility razor, like the kind you scrape a sticker off your window with. My eyes crossed but i was over it, too late now. LOL so if you see me anytime soon you can check out my freshly saved forehead and my KingFu theater eyebrows they shaved out for me. You can literally drive a mac truck through my eyebrows!
So i am back to the airport and here i sit blogging you! too bad no web here in the airport but three terminals with a huge line waiting. After being in China where there was free wifi everywhere this seemed weird.
Well they just called my plane and i am on my way back. Post this when i can! HK Massage
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