Next day i had to figure out if i was going home or if i was chilling in HK for a day, I decided to chill and do some shopping. I found a cheep ass love hotel hostel place and got a room for $50 a night. The place was dirty and noisy but i was cool with it. i dropped off my stuff and hit the streets. I found a local birzar area and found the knock off section. Ended up with 5 pairs of jeans for $130 and two cool new coats and a belt. not bad. i was tired and had a blister from walking all day. Felt good to walk around after sitting for days.
I took a nap after eating at McD's. it was the only thing that seemed safe. HK is a dirty spot and something about eating at the same place my food was slaughtered didn't seem too good an idea given my current stomach problems. Back at the hotel i could here my neighbor was getting it on, good for him. The maid lady came by and asked me if i wanted a girl friend. at 1st it didnt even dawn on me that she was offering to get my a hooker. hooking is legal in HK, i was thinking shit i dont want a GF in LA wtf am i gonna do with one here??? I hit the hard ass small bed that my feet hung off the end and the sheets didnt cover to rest and digest the McDs. Flipped on the TV and the first channel i came to was French Porn with Chinese subtitles! Holly fuck, this was some serious stuff too, two huge black cocks being driven in a small french white girl. wow i was thinking on TV!!! Man they must love sex here.
After my nap i set out to find some of HK's night life i had heard it was good. But i got side tracked by the foot massage place my dogs were barking up a storm. SO i got an hour of foot massage and after i was beat up and really hungry. So i decided to try to find food. By the time my massage was over it was 12.30 and HK where i was was empty all but the lines of 30 to 50 people standing in perfect lines at a bus stop.Everywhere else there was chaos around HK but when it came to bus lines perfect lines of people waiting. This wasnt just during the night all day too.
Not wanting to get lost i decided to look for good food on the walk home. that meant McDs again i figured but i was wrong there was nothing but street food and i just couldnt do it. so i bought a bottle of water and went back to the hostel. I ate my last power bar. it was good too. i drank a crap load of water and took 2 sleeping pills i was oging to try and sleep off the hunger. reminded me of cutting weight and trying to fool your belly by filling it up with water so i could sleep. and sleep i did.
That night i froze to death, the heat didnt work, the sheets and nasty ass blanket that smelled like dog dung and oldness could cover me head to tow so i put my clothes back on in my sleep. then woke up in the am covered in sweat. i was nasty and i as out of clean clothes. I grumbled in to the shower and turned on the water. It was one of those shower/ bathes where you could shower and shit on the can at the same time and if you were gumbys size you could brush your teeth at the same time too. I was getting cold waiting for the hot water to get fucking hot. it just wasnt. i looked at the handle and it was to the red size. no way i thought and turned to to the cold side. Just like the backwards train doors it was opposite what it said.
on the train in HK the voice that announced the stops kept saying exit to the right but the doors opened on the left. figures the hot water would come out of the cold side.
It was over cast and cool in HK i was set to fly out that night but i wanted to see some more of HK. so i packed up my stuff and started walking towards the Airport. I wasnt planing on walking all the way there but i got pretty close. I had seen a giant Buddha brochure so i decided i would take the train to see the buddha it was the next island over from the airport. Once i got off the train to move to the tram up to see the buddha it started to rain. Figures i though but i was going to go anyway rain or not. so i walked over to the ticket booth. While on my way i saw two silly girls running through the a fountain in the rain and i was laughing at them. well they caught me and started smiling, i smiled back and walked away. Who cares right? Well once i got up to the tram launch spot the little worker person grabbed me and pulled me to the front of the line. and guess who i shared a tram with! yup the silly girls. turned out they were french and made the cold ass rainy ride a little more exciting but they were not hot enough for me to put anytime into it.
Buddha was cool, and it was cold but i made it to the top in all the fog. I was excited to see that at the top of the mountain in front of the largest outdoor seated buddha in the world was a starbuks. i dont even like coffie but i was cold as gazzy is to her x's and i had to warm up! lol JK gaz!!
In the middle of all this hiking i got a txt from ryan that i needed to stay one more day to wait for samples to be ready for the BJ penn hawaii shorts and a few other samples. so i now had to figure out how to change my ticket and where to stay another night. i was not going back to the crummy hostel that was for sure. |